April 28, 2020

just got dumped and my roommate is trying to make me feel better by playing cards with me but she just keeps winning and whispering “sorry”

— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) April 27, 2020

RIP MISS MINNIE! 🖤 https://t.co/u8051RqZuA

— ZÉ TAYLOR (@FATHERBONNET) April 28, 2020

My Hispanic people will never fail to amaze me with theor creativity and resourcefulness https://t.co/OCB9j1hkte

— Kevin Arnold (@itskevinarnold) April 27, 2020

📺 NEW VIDEO Americans need a president upon whom they can rely for factual information regarding the state of the nation. Instead, @realDonaldTrump delivers a daily dose of dangerous and ill-informed nonsense. #CountryOverParty https://t.co/QE9u2T7jiG

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) April 28, 2020

Tyranny was the government telling you you can't go to a hair salon because there's a plague. Freedom, on the other hand, was the government telling you you have to go back to work at your plague-stricken pork processing plant alongside workers who might be sick.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) April 28, 2020

getting a boob job bc I tried the challenge where you walk in on your boyfriend naked and he said “that’s enough young man”

— 🤍 (@cinnamondove) April 27, 2020

Talk with someone, not about someone.

— John Cena (@JohnCena) April 28, 2020