3 March 2020

[17'S 쿱스] Say the name, SEVENTEEN! https://t.co/43mhNlFA8d

— 세븐틴(SEVENTEEN) (@pledis_17) March 3, 2020

Thanks @MargaretSimons for this very kind obit. “The death of AAP is about a greater quantum of ordinary, routine, reliable reporting – the kind that does not win Walkley awards but which, I think, is cumulatively even more important than the big investigative scoops.” #SaveAAP https://t.co/dBgsc9Moys

— Ben McKay (@benmackey) March 3, 2020

Thibaut Courtois was the first Real Madrid goalkeeper to keep two #ElClasico clean sheets in the same La Liga season since 1974-75 🚫 https://t.co/giIQSOVyCn

— B/R Football (@brfootball) March 2, 2020

It's really simple https://t.co/xcS3P9XpjI

— Popi Mokorahi 🌹 (@Megapope) March 3, 2020

Your two step guide to COVID-19: 1) Wash your hands 2) Don’t be racist

— Ryan Mearns (@ryanmearns) March 2, 2020

I keep reading Reddit relationship posts where the guy says “My girlfriend is perfect in every way except for <basically her entire personality>” and I’m starting to think ‘perfect in every way’ is actually synonymous with ‘she lets me put my penis inside her’.

— 🌶Caitlin Spice🌶 (@CateSpice) March 2, 2020

Explaining being trans to a D&D friend: “It’s like you were born to barbarian parents, in Barbary, under the Barbarian Star and were raised to be a great berserker, but you have long delicate fingers, love music and lute playing, and dream of going to bard’s college”

— 🌶Caitlin Spice🌶 (@CateSpice) March 2, 2020