6 April 2020

Bridges just said on @NewstalkZB "50% of the time my internet doesn't work". Is he still on dial-up?

— Neale Jones (@nealejones) April 6, 2020

Wait. He can’t get zoom to work properly at home. So he drives 500kms. To use zoom at the office. *surprised/suspicious/questioning/WTF* emoji

— Jeremy 🇳🇿 (@nz_voter) April 6, 2020

Let’s be real - Simon Bridges driving to Wellington to get a ‘better internet signal’ for his Zoom meeting is a side chick cover

— DJ Sir-Vere (O.N.Z.M) (@djsirvere) April 6, 2020

four and a half....hasn’t played with a kid his age in four weeks, but we are trying our best to entertain and distract him. this is a tree he clambered in the local graveyard. https://t.co/TkzYWIYq4D

— Amanda Palmer (@amandapalmer) April 6, 2020

Jacinda Ardern said on March 14 that New Zealand "must go hard and go early" on #Covid19. Have we? @KiwiFarah and @VanitaPrasad let me onto the official Newsroom Infogram account and I made eight charts comparing NZ to overseas, for your viewing pleasure: https://t.co/zmo51Ubwk6

— Marc Daalder (@marcdaalder) April 6, 2020

The Covid select committee is being hosted on Zoom. There is no good reason for Simon Bridges to drive from Tauranga to Wellington to chair it. If he just wants to have a select committee room as his background there's a setting on Zoom that lets him do that from home.

— Neale Jones (@nealejones) April 6, 2020

Ever since 1G I’ve started to feel weird symptoms. By 3G my hair was getting thinner and I was gaining weight. 4G has been a shambles, tummy extending, most of my hair gone, bones creaking as I pull myself out of my chair. 5G is gonna be awful I can tell.

— Jeremy 🇳🇿 (@nz_voter) April 5, 2020